Bubble Emulsion – Splice Today
AI is Threatening My Tech and Lifestyle Content Mill – McSweeney’s
Failed Attempts To Make It On Time To Complimentary Hotel Breakfasts – SlackJaw
All Movie Stars Can Draw – Splice Today
Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube – McSweeney’s
Welcome To My Cool, Purposely Misspelled Restaurant – Slackjaw
I Don’t Know Who Any of These People Are, and It’s Great – How-to Geek
You’re Probably Wondering Why There’s an Empty Pizza Box in My Trunk – Weekly Humorist
Getting a Flat Tire in a Popeyes Drive-Thru – Human Parts
Have You Tried The Snack Table? – Little Old Lady Comedy
Actually, We Should All Have to Watch the Same In-Flight Movie at the Same Time – Vice
The Coffee in Your Smart Mug is Ready and Will be All Day – How-to Geek
It’s OK to Partially Bootleg a Movie When You Have to Pee – Slate
Pop-up ads are trying to shame you – Input
Is Putting Tape Over Your Webcam Actually a Good Idea? – How-to Geek
Should You Bother With an Email Signature? – How-to Geek
The Moment in Adulthood When You Realize Your Parents’ Cooking Kind of Sucks – Vice
Did You Just Leave the Room Without Pausing the Movie? – How-to Geek
To the Spider Clinging for Life on My Side View Mirror – Robot Butt
Hey, Don’t Pull Yourself In Closer to Me After I Stab You with My Sword! – Robot Butt
“That Must Have Been Before My Time” – How-to Geek
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